Nice to see you coming back, if this is your first glance at Luke’s Notepad well you’re in for a treat. To show my appreciation, leave your Venmo ID in the comments, I’ll pass you along the cash for 1 Drink.
Hope you don’t mind just a couple grammatical errors. Stand up, get ready, and enjoy the ride.
For those of you that don’t know me, I’ve been wearing a fanny pack every day for right around 6 months now. In short, most people get it, or they don’t. Something about walking into a business meeting with your fanny pack cocked sideways gives you that little smirk and boost of confidence you needed.
Breaking Ground, Where It Started
The Fanny Pack, The Waist Pack, The Shoulder Strap, …..whatever you want to call it. All I know is it’s been one of the strangest social experiments I’ve ever taken part in. Throwing a fanny pack on in Portugal for the first time, it was love at first site. For a person with some ADHD, and loses his billfold 4-5 times a year, having everything I need strapped to my waist was perfect. Suckers, Credit Cards, Condoms, Journal, Harominca, Condoms, etc.
Moving Back the States With It
Not to forget back to the Midwest...I got some pretty thick skin and a whole lot of grit, but dam, it’s like I had this mutant stuck to my hip. If they didn’t say anything to me directly, they sure as hell did with their stares. I found myself taking it off going into some coffee shops or other public places for a while, but quickly caught myself and remembered I didn’t need somebody else approval on my style.
I’d later figure out, the confidence I mustered up to make the Fanny Pack a permanent picture, was just what the ladies were looking for.
Confidence Is Key
It’s no rocket science, confidence attracts. Whether its business partners, sexual partners, friendships, or any other relationships. You best muster up whatever confidence you have each and every time you take a fanny pack out. No worries, it will eventually become habit.
BONUS: It’s always a topic for conversation to skip through the boring ice breaker. Just wait until I show you what’s inside!
How To Wear A Fanny Pack
It’s not a nut cup or a cock block. Cock it to the side like you’ve done this before.
Love yah Dwanye, but come on man.
- Journal and Pen
- Credit Cards and ID (I don’t carry a billfold)
- One $100 Bill. (Another confidence tip)
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